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Breaking In is Hard to Do

Literary Agent Janet Reid posts an annual breakdown of the reasons why she rejected incoming manuscripts from wannabe authors in the previous year.  Though her populist roster may not be pertinent to many (or any) reading this – it makes interesting reading:

Statistics to torture yourself with in 2010

Some of her older posts are informative too.

They’re Plotting Against Me

People (tutors, writers, other students) have told me the same thing in different configurations: “Characters drive the narrative!”

I nod. I agree. I go back to quietly and tightly plotting and planning every aspect of the novel I’m writing – because, actually, I don’t really believe it. I read interviews with writers who say they invent characters and they sort of wander off and do their own thing.

“They’re out of my control!” they cry, “She wanted to spend the entire book weeping in a cupboard”.

Of course, character is important. Characters must be satisfying by whatever criteria you wish to measure satisfaction. But should they be given minds of their own and set free to do whatever they please? Moulded from clay like goylem?

Stephen King claims that’s what he does. Not actually renanimate mud, granted, but he says in his memoir On Writing that he starts with character first and plot grows from what those characters go off and do.

Funny, then, that in every single one of his novels his characters make bad decisions that turn out to be influenced by some guilty secret from their childhood/the past which manifest as destructive supernatural forces.

Because ultimately, it doesn’t matter how comprehensively characters are constructed, they are always invention. As such, they are subject to the same limits of invention as plot. They are fragments of the author.

I say this because, implicit in the notion that character is paramount – that modern fiction must be a facsimile of reality – is the twin idea that plot is redundant. Or, at best, secondary.

Thing is, I like plot. I learned how to love plot from reading science fiction short story anthologies, dozens of them, throughout my adolescence; one tightly described high concept after another. Characters reduced to cyphers.

And while I don’t subscribe to the view that characters should be mere pawns, shifted around in one of a number of finite patterns, I don’t feel satisfied unless I’ve been given a conundrum to solve; a set of ideas to work through.

A story.

And here’s  the link that starting me thinking about this, on this cold Christmas morning, instead of presents and egg nog; an interesting piece from the Wall Street Journal about a resurgence in plot.

(…) the discipline of the conventional literary novel is a pretty harsh one. To read one is to enter into a kind of depressed economy, where pleasure must be bought with large quantities of work and patience. The Modernists felt little obligation to entertain their readers. That was just the price you paid for your Joycean epiphany. Conversely they have trained us, Pavlovianly, to associate a crisp, dynamic, exciting plot with supermarket fiction, and cheap thrills, and embarrassment. Plot was the coward’s way out, for people who can’t deal with the real world. If you’re having too much fun, you’re doing it wrong.

Lev Grossman – Good Novels Don’t have to be Hard

Breaking into Writing – Paolo Bacigalupi

How do you break into the literary world?  In an interview with Wired, Paolo Bacigalupi, tells us it’s 85% graft, 5% inspiration, and 10% reading lots of fantasy and SF magazines… sort of.  Here’s the relevant bit:

“Pocketful of Dharma” was the first story that I sold, and that was really my first attempt at writing something short.

I’d stalked William Gibson at one point at a book signing and had asked him what his secret to success was.  You know I was a very hungry, very needy sort of writer and was just looking for any kind of a clue about how the whole thing worked.  I sort of hovered over his shoulder while he was signing other people’s books.  I hit him with all of these questions and one of the things that he said was that he’d written short stories until somebody would take him seriously and that was when he managed to actually sell a novel.  So I sort of took that to heart and went home and sat down and was like: ‘OK, so I need to write a short story.  How the fuck do I do this?’  

So I bought some science fiction magazines–fantasy and science fiction magazines and stuff– and read all of the short stories in them and went, ‘OK, I just need to write something better than any these things.’  I sat down and started banging away and eventually what I got was “Pocketful of Dharma.”

Remembrance

First published in Scifantasic, Issue 3, 2005

I don’t know exactly where I am, but I know almost everything else.  Problem is, I’m forgetting it all.  In the last few minutes I’ve lost the entire lineage of mammals from prototype amoebae to the nascent apes, the French revolution and the collected works of Enid Blyton.  Half an hour ago I could have given you the blueprint for cold fusion, outlined a plan to reverse global warming and cured herpes (simplex and complex).  Of course, the losses are relative.  I estimate that I can still remember 52.3% of the knowledge in the Universe.  By “knowledge” I mean all the data that can be known about it and how it can be applied.  Yeah, I know.  I’m great.

Unfortunately, that percentage is dropping.  My head just dumped Terran arctic geography, the history of cheese and everything you need to know to work in Public Relations (which is, admittedly, very little).  I retain enough of my faculties to realise that you’re probably wondering how I came to be such a prodigious individual. It will surprise you to know that you and I were once the same.

Let me backtrack a little; give you a bit of “local colour” to help fill in the picture.  Just don’t expect me to stay inside the lines.

Some time ago – using the word “time” loosely here as I’m talking about a realm that lacks that dimension – I was waiting for a new body.  Though, to be honest “waiting” is a relative term too.  Long story short, I was absolute.  A being of infinite space and dimension, existing at all points in time at the same moment.  There was no short or tall, fat or thin for me; my physicality was minimal.  In the strictest sense I wasn’t a being at all, but the potential to become a being.  You might have called me an idea or a possibility.  It doesn’t really matter. You can call me George if you like.

News update; total knowledge retained, 26.4% and declining.  That’s still pretty impressive though.  I know how to splice DNA and which bits to splice with which.  I know how to breathe underwater.  Alas, it’s all leaving me – dripping like the milk from a cracked coconut.  Soon, all that will be left is the new flesh I’m locked in.

And that’s the key, really.  Have you ever made yourself a really big sandwich to take to work?  You know what I’m talking about – one of those triple-decker things with salad, tomatoes, cheese, ham and mustard; the works.  Then, you try to put it in your lunch box and you can’t quite close the lid.  Well, I’m trying to fit the biggest sandwich ever made into a tub that can barely hold a bagel.

Oh, listen to me being so dramatic.  Of course, I’ll remember some things; a tiny part of the original knowledge I currently hold.  I couldn’t put a figure on it – because I’ve already forgotten how to calculate it – but it’ll be a fraction of one percent.

There’ll be basic language structures, but no real language.  I’ll remember that crying brings me assistance and that I need to eat and sleep.  There lies the greatest irony.  Struggling to cope with the enormity of our loss we, all of us, spend the first months of our lives trying to pass what’s left of our knowledge on to anyone who’ll listen.  And everyone wants to listen to a baby; grannies and grandads, aunties and uncles, friends and acquaintances. Everyone listens but no one hears.

Then, the more language we acquire, the less knowledge we have to pass on.  Eventually, we’re reduced to a small palette of basic needs.  Feed me, burp me, change my soiled nappy you big lunk.  We communicate those needs through the medium of screaming really, really loud. Finally, the last whispers of omniscience simply fade away and we’re left vulnerable; tender as bruised fruit. Oh, the ignominy.

So, anyway, I’ll be seeing you soon.  I’m rotating into position now.  I’m pointing my head down so that I can begin the process of being born.  It’ll be a bit like fighting my way out of a padlocked sack submerged in jelly.  The womb’s a safe, soft place to spend nine months of contemplation, until the final few hours.  Then it becomes a cage.

What’s that?  You don’t remember?  That doesn’t surprise me.  It doesn’t surprise me at all.

You’ll remember one day.  One day you’ll be pruning roses or playing with your grandchildren or lying quietly in your bed seeing scary faces in the folds of your curtains.  It will come back to you like that – like the snick of claws cutting through bone.  You’ll balloon to three times your current size and spines of sharp cartilage will carve a row of fins into your back.  Your breath will become an acid gas and your eyes will acquire a second lid as the cones on your retinas multiply.  You will become what you have always secretly been.

Then the invasion will begin.

Holden Back the Years

I’m reading “The Catcher in the Rye” for the fifth time – following on from a week dipping into Borge’s short story collection “Labyrinths”, The contrast between these two experiences has been instructive.
One of the themes of Labyrinths is the structuralist idea of reader as author.  Borges parodies the notion, belittles and criticises it by making it a joke.  In “Pierre Menard, Author of the Quixote”, a cod-academic narrator unearths a transliteration of Cervante’s Don Quixote by a contemporary author. He describes Menard’s desire to make the text his own – to create his own Quixote.  But, we see that Menard has done nothing to the text at all; he has merely transcribed it.
In a key section, the narrator describes the difference between two identical paragraphs in the text:
“It is a revelation to compare Menard’s Don Quixote with Cervantes’. The latter, for example, wrote (part one, chapter nine):
‘. . . truth, whose mother is history, rival of time, depository of deeds, witness of the past, exemplar and adviser to the present, and the future’s counselor’.
Written in the seventeenth century, written by the “lay genius” Cervantes, this enumeration is a mere rhetorical praise of history. Menard, on the other hand, writes:
‘. . . truth, whose mother is history, rival of time, depository of deeds, witness of the past, exemplar and adviser to the present, and the future’s counselor’.
The contrast in style is also vivid. The archaic style of Menard—quite foreign, after all—suffers from a certain affectation. Not so that of his forerunner, who handles with ease the current Spanish of his time.”
While this is clearly a stone thrown in the direction of New Criticism – the “intentional fallacy’ of Wimsatt and Beardsley that dictates  the irrelevance of authorial intention– I find that I can describe, anecdotally, a similar experience when re-reading The Catcher in the Rye.  The text is the same, but the meaning of the novel has changed for me over time, in the new contexts I’ve found myself in and with new experience to compare it with.
I first read it in the 1980s, when I was 16 – the same age as Holden Caulfield, the novel’s protagonist. The cliché is that when you read Catcher as a teenager, you become Holden.  That is, of course, what happened to me.  The first person narration, the post-pubescent angst, the easy colloquial style all contribute to the sense that your thoughts are Holden’s thoughts.  That he speaks with your voice and that you, like Holden, are in that limbo between child and adulthood.  You are disconnected and cynical and you know everything – just like Holden.
I read Catcher again at 21 and, if anything, I was in even more agreement with Holden’s rebellious take on the institutions of adulthood.  Curiously though, where I once felt that I was like Holden, this time I felt that he was like me.  I had by then a firmer grasp of who I was, what my thoughts and feelings were.  They had been, ironically, shaped by Holden and Rebel without a Cause and John Lennon. Of course, I wasn’t the first person to think like that.  Fortunately for me though, my relationship with the popular culture I loved didn’t make me want to kill my idols.
I had another go at Catcher at 27. At this point in my life I had been teaching at University level for three years – a job I enjoyed and was good at, but that was rife with political infighting at the institution I worked in.  At this point the first cracks in my love affair with Caulfield began to show. I felt ambivalent. I felt accused of selling out.  My Girlfriend of the time read Catcher too and, she said, found Holden “annoying”.  I didn’t finish the read through.
At 35 my dissatisfaction with Holden had come full circle. I saw him now as ungrateful and privileged; middle class and whiny.  His military school scholarship and New York brownstone lifestyle. His artistic siblings and mistrust of the popular.  I wanted to slap him.  It was, as reactions to made-up people go, a little extreme.
Which brings me to my current reading. At last, I’m detached from Caulfield entirely and Salinger is foremost in my mind. It’s the writing I see now; the narrative and its execution. Holden is a brilliant creation; a flawed and authentic anti-hero.  At 40, I can finally read that, see that, rather than looking for points of identification and reflections of self. I see, ironically, that Holden is a construction. He is a fiction. In his own words, he’s phony.  I’m the one who’s real.
Take that, Holden Caulfield. You little shit.

I’m reading The Catcher in the Rye for the fifth time – following on from a week dipping into Borges’ short story collection Labyrinths, The contrast between these two experiences has been instructive.

One of the themes of Labyrinths is the structuralist idea of reader as author.  Borges parodies the notion, belittles and criticises it by making it a joke.  In Pierre Menard, Author of the Quixote, a cod-academic narrator unearths a transliteration of Cervantes’ Don Quixote by a contemporary author. He describes Menard’s desire to make the text his own – to create his own Quixote.  But, we see that Menard has done nothing to the text at all; he has merely transcribed it.

In a key section, the narrator describes the difference between two identical paragraphs of text:

“The contrast in style is also vivid. The archaic style of Menard—quite foreign, after all—suffers from a certain affectation. Not so that of his forerunner, who handles with ease the current Spanish of his time.”

While this is clearly a stone lobbed in the direction of New Criticism – the “intentional fallacy’ of Wimsatt and Beardsley that dictates  the irrelevance of authorial intention– I find that I can describe, anecdotally, a similar experience when re-reading The Catcher in the Rye.  The text is the same, but the meaning of the novel has changed for me over time, in the new contexts I’ve found myself in and with new experience to compare it with.

I first read it in the 1980s, when I was 16 – the same age as Holden Caulfield, the novel’s protagonist. The cliché is that when you read Catcher as a teenager, you become Holden.  That is, of course, what happened to me.  The first person narration, the post-pubescent angst, the easy colloquial style all contribute to the sense that your thoughts are Holden’s thoughts.  You are disconnected and cynical and you know everything – just like Holden. He speaks with your voice and you, like Holden, are in that limbo between child and adulthood.

I read Catcher again at 21 and, if anything, I was in even more agreement with Holden’s rebellious take on the institutions of adulthood.  Curiously though, where I once felt that I was like Holden, this time I felt that he was like me.  I had by then a firmer grasp of who I was, what my thoughts and feelings were.  They had been shaped by Holden and Rebel without a Cause and John Lennon. Of course, I wasn’t the first person to think like that.  Fortunately for me, my relationship with the popular culture I loved didn’t make me want to kill my idols.

I had another go at Catcher at 27. At this point I had been teaching at University level for three years – a job I enjoyed and was good at, but that was rife with political infighting at the institution I worked in.  The first cracks in my love affair with Caulfield began to show. I felt ambivalent. I felt accused of selling out.  My Girlfriend of the time read Catcher too. She found Holden “annoying”.  I didn’t finish the read through.

At 35 my dissatisfaction with Holden had come full circle. I saw him as ungrateful and privileged during that reading; middle class and whiny.  His military school scholarship and New York brownstone lifestyle. His artistic siblings and mistrust of the popular.  I wanted to slap him.  It was, as reactions to made-up people go, a little extreme.

Which brings me to my current reading. Again, I’m enjoying the novel – but for different reasons.  I’m detached from Caulfield entirely and Salinger is foremost in my mind. It’s the writing I see now; the narrative and its execution. Holden is a brilliant creation; a flawed and authentic anti-hero.  At 40, I can finally read that, see that, rather than looking for points of identification and reflections of self. I see, ironically, that Holden is a construction. He is a fiction. In his own words, he’s phony.  I’m the one who’s real.

Take that, Holden Caulfield. You little shit.

Drop

When I was eleven I tried to hang myself.  Face wet, grubby from rubbing and bramble scratched, I wound a length of clothesline around my neck, tied the loose end to a tree branch and allowed my feet to slip from the wall.  The twine tightened.  Scrambling to regain a foothold on the mossy stone, I forced fingers between the rope and my throat, gouging skin away with ragged, bitten nails.  Though I jerked and twitched for only a second, it was enough to etch an overlapping collection of thin, bacon coloured rings around my neck.

The welt remained well hidden beneath Autumn’s scarves and high-necked jumpers.  It wasn’t until I had to change into a vest for PE that anyone noticed.  My teacher led me into the kit store at the side of the gym, a small room scented with adolescence and leather.  She made me reassure her that I’d been involved in an accident and that no one else had helped create this angry scar.  I lied because the truth seemed absurd by then; it was my Mum’s fault.  I’d been drawing when she ordered me to fetch a loaf of bread from the shop.  My death was to be her punishment.

I thought of this on the day that Beth showed me a new face.  She had a feline smile, with narrow gaze and mouth a curly bracket; a glance from beneath her fringe; a tearful swallowing with eyes of wax.  I had seen and internally catalogued many of her expressions,  but this was for someone else.  It went through me.

She said:

“I don’t feel the same any more,”

And that was it.

The Summer outside was sneaking in through forest leaves as we dangled our legs over the edge of a landscaped trench.  A group of kids raced round the footpaths on mountain bikes and made ramps from stones and chipboard.  She watched them, scrubbed of make-up, smudges of grey showing through the translucent skin in the corners of her eyes.  And I watched Beth, surrounded by oak, elm and sycamore, a decent drop below me and not a scrap of clothes-line in sight.

Alien Sex Fiend

An old, flawed and frequently interred story, of which I’m still fond.


It was late in the evening, so when a knock came at the front door my reflex response was to search for a place to hide my stash. Then I remembered it was 2005, not 1987. Damn my short-term memory. A decade of weed has left my brain as holey as an old cork notice board. And, also, damn my short-term memory.

I regret nothing. Without the friendly fug of sociability  marijuana brought, I’d never have met my neighbour Dave. A true one off, it’s always a pleasure to see his benign and bespectacled face.

“What fucking time do you call this?” I said, opening the door. It was Dave.
“I need a guinea pig,” he replied, grabbing a chunk of t-shirt around the middle of my chest and pulling me out of the flat.

Dave has comprehensively customised his apartment. It’s supposed to have the exact same layout as mine, but the interior couldn’t be more dissimilar. You feel you’re entering a subterranean basement, as a network of copper and rusting iron pipes hiss and sizzle around you. This long corridor, fizzing with strip lighting leads to a wide open space, like the slate interior of an aircraft hangar littered with welded metal, coils, springs, circuit boards and metal working equipment. Even if I knocked down all the walls in my flat, I’m convinced it wouldn’t be a fifth of the width or height. I asked him about it once, as we sat in the blue glow of the TV watching old episodes of Doctor Who.

“Time’s not the only thing that’s relative,” he replied, spitting Pringles at me.

Dave doesn’t really have a job; he just makes things. You may know some of his inventions. Remember “Pop Rocks”, those sweets that crackle and explode in your mouth? They were Dave’s. He came up with parking sensors on cars, those green glow sticks you see at raves and microwave pizza too. The licensing fees keep him in tacos and beer, with a bit left over to plough back into his own projects.

“So, what’s this thing I’m looking at?” I said. We were standing in front of a wooden door frame incongruously placed in the middle of the room. There was a flawless mirrored surface where the door should have been, reflecting back our twin presence; me in my MC5 tour t-shirt and Adidas jogging pants covered in biscuit crumbs, Dave wearing a warehouseman’s coat with a box of colour coded electrical screwdrivers in the breast pocket, his bloodshot blue eyes filling the viscous lenses of his glasses. It was humming.

“I call it, the Space Door,” Dave replied, his chest swelling.
“Space Door? Dave, that name is rubbish,” I said
“Stargate was already taken,” he said, reaching out and giving the mirror a slight tap in the centre. Concentric circles lapped out from that point, like a pebble hitting water.
“Woah… nice effects,” I said, leaning in closer. The hair on my head and arms lifted, as though attracted to a child’s balloon.
“Step away from the Space Door,” said Dave, in a voice far too high and broken to be authoritative, “Fall through that frame and I might never see you again”.

I backed away a little, my heels crunching over discarded resistors and metal shavings. Several thick rubber cables snaked away from a battered metal box next to the door, disappearing through holes roughly punched through various walls.

“Does one of those cables lead to my flat?” I asked. Dave’s shoulders slumped and he cocked his head to one side.
“That door folds space,” he said, pointing at it, “It’s capable of transporting objects and people over incalculable distances. When you step into it, you’re briefly and simultaneously in two completely discrete places at…”
“Fuck the science bit,” I said, “Are you stealing my electric?”
“Shut up and swallow this,” Dave said, holding out something that looked very much like a watch battery. I took it. It still looked very much like a watch battery.
“What’s this?” I asked, rotating the object between thumb and forefinger.
“Think of it… as a bungee cord. It’s a retrieval transceiver, linked to this transponder anchor,” Dave said, tapping an object that looked suspiciously like a satellite TV dish connected to a bare electricity transformer, “The transponder monitors a pulse sent out by the…”
“I can see your mouth moving but all I can hear is ‘blah blah blah’”.
“Swallow this, step through the door and you’ll be pulled back here in ten minutes”.
“Cool. Where am I going?” I asked.
“Ah…” Dave replied, tapping the side of his glasses with a small screwdriver.
“You don’t know do you?” I said, both hands clamped around my face, “I could end up floating in space or sitting on an iceberg… or getting stuck in a fucking wall!”
“It doesn’t work like that. Besides, the transceiver contains a personal environment generator. You’ll be surrounded by a bubble of regulated atmosphere, with earth normal gravity”.
“Convenient,” I said, flicking the transceiver into my mouth and swallowing.
“Yes. Yes it is,” said Dave, placing his hand firmly in the centre of my back and pushing me hard through the doorway.

I wish I could report more about the transition but, like Dave said, when you step through you’re simultaneously in two discrete places at once. First you’re here and then, after a second of resistance, a whoosh, a pop and a crackle of static, you’re there. And what a “there” it was…

Imagine the dorm room of a private girl’s school, housed in a vaulted, gigantic cathedral of blue silken strands and columns of faceted crystal. Triple the area inside and you’re getting closer. Fill that vast space with a series of five storey platforms replete with plump mattresses fashioned from clouds of vapour, stretching back as far as you can see. Populate those strange beds with stunningly attractive green women and you’re spot on. I’ve never seen so many naked alien chicks in my life. Most seemed to be sleeping, some were making out with green alien guys and one of them, the most transcendently striking creature I’d ever gazed upon, was walking directly towards me.

“Hello,” a breathy female voice said in my mind, “I am Zoflora”. Her swollen lips didn’t open at all, but her head movements and body language suggested that the alien woman was communicating on some higher level. While nominally, and thankfully humanoid in appearance, she was mottled from head to foot with an irregular green pattern, like a plant. “You are for me,” she continued, leaning in close. Her skin smelt like oranges and like cloves and her breath… it escaped as sweet, wispy tendrils of lemon mist; shocking and narcotic. She slipped a cool hand into my jogging pants and took hold of my cock. Tilting her head like an inquisitive spaniel, she waved her other hand in front of me dismissively. My clothes dissolved into the ether.

“Hey, that was my favourite …” I began; interrupted by Zoflora pressing her melon sweet lips against mine, exploring my mouth with a passion-fruit tongue. Weaving around me like a vine, she steered me between her legs. Swollen, aching I slid into her and gently… whoah… ow… OW! That really fucking hurt. What were those things? Spikes? Little teeth? Stinging nettles?

“It seems your sexual organ is incompatible with mine,” Zoflora’s voice said inside my head, “We will have to use my secondary vagina”. Before I’d had time to fully process the words, she repositioned herself and I was inside her once again. This time the sensation was balmy and cooling, like being smeared with aloe vera.

“Are you ready?” her disembodied voice asked. I nodded and immediately felt her alien pussy contract tightly around my cock, rapidly massaging it to a quick and inevitable climax. She held me in a constricting embrace, caressing my back with lubricated hands. Her breasts, swelling and growing firmer against my chest, leaked a sticky, gelatinous unguent.

Breaking the clinch, Zoflora leant back, the taut sinew in her thighs visibly working muscles deep within her. She raised her chest as though aiming it towards me. I was pinned; transfixed as this stunning being milked the very essence from my body, radiating shattered waves of orgasm from groin to fingertips and toes. And then she came too.

The sound she made was like frantic whale song, like a choir of dolphins screaming. I felt my eardrums stretch to breaking and I struggled with the dizzy desire to slump over on the spot. My eyes came unstuck in time to see her body jerking and shuddering, a thick pink gel squirting from her nipples. It coated my torso and arms, dripped down my face. There were gluey strands of it in my hair. It stank.

The spurting streams of gloop subsided to a sticky trickle as Zoflora, spent, fell away. With a stench like decaying fish guts heavy in every breath, I fought a strong urge to vomit, but lost. This was not a good idea. As I heaved the last dry spasm out of my stomach I realised I was no longer breathing in fresh air. I’d thrown up the transceiver. What’s more, Zoflora’s lady juice wasn’t going anywhere. It seemed to be hardening around me, foaming up and solidifying.

As I clawed through the pools of barf congealing at my feet, Zoflora’s ejaculate infiltrated every crease and cranny of my body, first swelling then compacting. It was like the dream where you try to run but something holds you back, you throw a punch but you’re just too weak. If I wasn’t suffocating on three parts methane to one part fish heads, I would have screamed. Zoflora’s inquisitive face hovered before me. She smeared the last of the goo over the few bare patches showing through.

“Soon you will be enveloped and the cocoon will break your body down into liquid nutrients for our unborn child,” she whispered, her nose almost touching mine, “Then I will inject your pod with my umbilical spear”.

I think I was almost willing to go along with the whole deal until the “umbilical spear” bit. My fingers found a small, tough lump buried in the sick.

“Fuck that,” I croaked, tossing the transceiver down my throat. In the nanosecond before the transition from being there to being here, I saw a hard, sharp tentacle burst from between Zoflora’s legs, hissing as it sought me out. A crackle of static, a pop, a whoosh and a second of resistance later I was on the floor of Dave’s workshop, gasping and flopping like a grounded salmon.

“What’s that stuff you’re covered in?” asked Dave, “It smells like taramosolata”. “Don’t ask,” I replied, gulping in lungs full of beautiful, sweet air, “Just hose me down”.

Later that night, or earlier that morning, Dave and I sat with our legs dangling over the edge of his flat-back truck, chugging beer and looking for stars among the phosphorescent glow of street lights. Cleaner and retreating from sobriety, aching and itching, I ran over the events of the evening.
“Where the fuck was I, Dave?” I asked, searching the fading lights in the pre-dawn sky through the bottom of a beer bottle telescope.
“No idea mate,” he replied, then belched, “Why?” like a frog.
I sighed and lay back on the dusty platform.
“Because somewhere out there, somewhere in this crazy mixed up place we call a galaxy, there’s a little green kid about to be born with my face”.

There was quiet for a while. The kind of early morning silence, damp with expectation and promise that you wish would last forever.

“Look on the bright side,” Dave said eventually, “It’s unlikely you’ll get stung for child support”.

Functions and Indices

Some notes on narrative that, in best Blue Peter tradition, I made earlier. 16 years earlier:

Narratives are made up of units of information. In Roland Barthes’ ‘Introduction to the Structural Analysis of Narratives’ he states:

“…narrative is never made up of anything other than functional units … This is not a matter of art (on the part of the narrator), but of structure…”

Barthes goes on to deconstruct these functional units, outlining two distinct types of narrative component.

The first type are referred to as ‘functions’, which are essentially the narrative elements of the structure, the units that constitute ‘story’. Functions are “…units of content…”, they are statements that describe actions, (eg: Oswald shot the President) or provide information which is key to the narrative (Oswald had spent some time in Cuba). Barthes’ ‘Functions’ are similar to Hallorans’ ‘Message Vehicles’, which take meanings in terms of codes and sub-codes. To use an example from Barthes; the sentence “He saw a man of fifty” can render several meanings according to the context of the narrative and the position of the reader. It is firstly a description of age. In the context of other message vehicles that would define the text as a ‘spy thriller’, the man is unidentified and signifies a ‘possible threat’. In the context of the eighteen year old reader he is a significantly older man, and so on. Barthes also points out that functions are correlative to one another, contribute to the meaning of one another. The function ‘he replaced the receiver’ only gains meaning in relation to its correlate ‘he picked up the phone’.

The second units given a term are ‘Indices’, which locate the ‘scene’ of the text. Such units provide information about atmosphere, character, time and place. While these units do not directly contribute to the narrative, they serve to place the text into the ‘real’ world. For example, the indice “The night was stormy” gives us information about the temporal context of the narrative (it is night-time) and the atmosphere (stormy – foreshadows ‘doom’).

If narrative can be broken down into ‘units’ it follows, that these units can be ordered into a structure; a structure of messages that relate to each other. In books and films this structure is linear, is the Classic Realist structure of the text.

Notes: Focalisation

Decided to do my first semester essay on variable, internal focalisation in Madame Bovary. Want to explore the structuralist roots of perspective as Genette’s Narrative Discourse, the set text, refers to Barthes Introduction to the Structural Analysis of Narrative a lot… And I love a bit of Barthes.

Anyway, for my benefit, here’s a beginner’s guide to focalisation or “point of view”.

Focalisation is the perspective from which we experience the narrative being told. I’m going to find a more concise way of expressing that later… Genette outlines three types of focalisation in narrative:

1. Non-focalised

This is often characterised as “omniscient” and is most frequently a third person narrative. Here, the narrator knows more than the characters about events that have happened and events that are to come, floats among and around them like a God, observing and noting. It’s the classic mode of the story teller, of Dickens and Balzac.

2. Internal Focalisation

Here the story is told from the exclusive viewpoint of the character or characters. It can be told in the first or third person, but presents the narrative through the experience of the focal character. We know what they know, see what they see.

It’s a little more complicated than that, though, as there are three variants:

a) Fixed Internal Focalisation
Here, we experience the text from the viewpoint of one character and one character alone. Classic examples would include:

Catcher in the Rye
A Confederacy of Dunces

b) Variable

In this subtype, we move from character to character within the narrative, experiencing their perspective. This might resemble, on the surface, non-focalised narrative perspective, but in true variable internal focalisation, the narrator knows and channels only the experience of the character she currently inhabits. Madame Bovary could be categorised as a narrative with variable, internal focalisation – but it’s a tricky one… The narrator’s voice begins in the first person, as an observer, for example.

c) Multiple

Multiple internal focalisation is similar to variable. However, we experience different narrative perspectives within a scene. This is the classic device of telling the same story from different viewpoints. There are many examples in film – Four Rooms, Code Unknown, Vantage Point.

3. External Focalisation

This is a rare variant of perspective in literary fiction – in which the action is described by an external observer. This observer doesn’t have access to the thoughts or feelings of the protagonists – and is an entirely external, authorial narrator or a minor character on the periphery. Examples abound in the short stories of Hemingway – but it’s a device most frequently found in genre fictions; crime, horror and the pulpier versions of SF.

First Thoughts: Mrs Dalloway

Ploughing through the first pages of Virginia Woolf’s Mrs Dalloway, I’m reminded of several other artists, not all of them writers.

The first is Jack Kerouac. The stream of consciousness narrative, poetic and vibrant real-time description and epic sentences. Full stops are few. My first attempt at reading was fruitless. Only going back and reading as though aloud and in character seemed to work. It was a child-like approach, but once I did that, I was there – in Woolf’s lucidly illustrated world.

The others are film-makers. Wim Wenders and Robert Altman (and his greatest imitator Paul Thomas Anderson). It flits in and out of different threads, from one viewpoint to another, aggregating into a whole. It puts me in mind of the first half of Wings of Desire as we move from the thoughts of one character to another, the focus becoming finer as the story progresses and coalesces. Very modern, difficult and rewarding.